When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)
Tracks
When you swim by the reef
And see horror-film teeth
That’s a mo-raaaaay
When you’re deep in the sea
And a fish bites your knee
That’s a moooooo-ray~
(Source: garethalteran)
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
500% me
Haha yup.
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
(Source: deathology)
My friend got new shoes She is a fabulous space flamingo.
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
(Source: bored-im)
#how awkward would this moment have been if he didn’t show up
(Source: mareluna3001)
I’m not sure whether I want to comment on the awesomeness of these instructions or the fact that good things did not happen to Arthur last time his room was full of angels…
If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.
never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water
